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I shot this gem outside of a museum in Toronto. Toronto is a bitch-ass place for bitch-ass people. That’s all I have to say about this photo. Fuck you, Toronto.
Also, quick side note, I can’t believe Squarespace allows people to write literally whatever they want for product descriptions in these things. I could tell you this photo was a picture of a dalmation and Squarespace would be like, “Fuck it. Ship it, baby!”
Crazy.
Anyway, own this print.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?
I shot this gem outside of a museum in Toronto. Toronto is a bitch-ass place for bitch-ass people. That’s all I have to say about this photo. Fuck you, Toronto.
Also, quick side note, I can’t believe Squarespace allows people to write literally whatever they want for product descriptions in these things. I could tell you this photo was a picture of a dalmation and Squarespace would be like, “Fuck it. Ship it, baby!”
Crazy.
Anyway, own this print.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?