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I shot this banger on a trip with an ex back in the summer of 2019. We met up in Portland and drove down Highway 1 to San Francisco together for one of her good friends’ weddings.
I remember I didn’t want to go because our relationship was already on the skids and this felt like one of those things people do when they know they should probably just pack it up and go home, but are too stubborn to quit yet. You know?
Like, you ever seen one of those chaotic couples that you know have absolutely no business being together, but they’re both really stubborn about it and instead of doing the right thing they do some buckwild crazy shit like have a kid together or move into a one-bedroom?
Well, this trip was kind of like one of those. I bet all our friends and family members saw us posting about it on Instagram and were like, “oh dear God no…” But this photo (and a few other good ones) resulted from it. So, there’s that.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?
I shot this banger on a trip with an ex back in the summer of 2019. We met up in Portland and drove down Highway 1 to San Francisco together for one of her good friends’ weddings.
I remember I didn’t want to go because our relationship was already on the skids and this felt like one of those things people do when they know they should probably just pack it up and go home, but are too stubborn to quit yet. You know?
Like, you ever seen one of those chaotic couples that you know have absolutely no business being together, but they’re both really stubborn about it and instead of doing the right thing they do some buckwild crazy shit like have a kid together or move into a one-bedroom?
Well, this trip was kind of like one of those. I bet all our friends and family members saw us posting about it on Instagram and were like, “oh dear God no…” But this photo (and a few other good ones) resulted from it. So, there’s that.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?