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Everybody loved the horizontal version of this photo when I sold prints the last time, so here’s your chance to have it iPhone-style. I took this photo in 2019, I think? Maybe 2020? At a place called Antelope Island in Utah. Which feels funny because the place was packed with buffalo and I didn’t see a single antelope. They also warned us not to get out of the car when we pulled up, because it was mating season and buffalo are extremely aggressive when they’re horny or something.
What they didn’t know is that it was also my mating season, and I was also extremely aggressive at that time. So, I was not scared and, needless to say, I did not stay in my vehicle. Bitch.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?
Everybody loved the horizontal version of this photo when I sold prints the last time, so here’s your chance to have it iPhone-style. I took this photo in 2019, I think? Maybe 2020? At a place called Antelope Island in Utah. Which feels funny because the place was packed with buffalo and I didn’t see a single antelope. They also warned us not to get out of the car when we pulled up, because it was mating season and buffalo are extremely aggressive when they’re horny or something.
What they didn’t know is that it was also my mating season, and I was also extremely aggressive at that time. So, I was not scared and, needless to say, I did not stay in my vehicle. Bitch.
Printed on Epson Premium Luster Paper, a professional semi-gloss archival paper that delivers vibrant color, rich contrast, and long-lasting quality and will prevent my dirty greasy finger prints from f*cking things up while I pack your order. The 12×16 image area is centered on a 16×20 sheet, leaving a clean 2-inch white border on all sides, in case you also didn’t know what a “photo mat” was before you purchased this.
Each print is signed and numbered in the lower border, which means this might be worth some loot if I die or something. Prints ship flat and arrive ready to frame. I hate that ChatGPT wrote that last sentence for me. Like, who do you think you are, ChatGPT? This is going to be such a pain in my ass to do, and you’re out here talking about it like it’s NBD.
For display, this format fits seamlessly into a standard 16×20 frame without the need for custom sizing — a simple, elegant way to bring the work to your wall. I made sure to leave the em-dash so you know I used ChatGPT to write this caption. IDK man. You want one or not?